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nsfwhumor:

The Workaholics Guys Interview New Cubicle Mate Applicants

Anonymous asked
Nymph and Genie

Nymph:What are you like when you’re by yourself?

eh mostly quite and probably thinkin stuff

Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

The power to know exactly what to say to whom to get whatever I wanted. I’ve actually thought about this a lot haha

Thank you anon! I’m sure your face is amazing  

beardthirst asked
ghost

Ghost:Do you have any regrets?

eh I got a couple, but hey can’t really do anything about them so who cares!

Thank you, you dante look alike professional!

monster asks!!!

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

ouo

at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"